怪不得这么多人学不会英语

　　No wonder so many people have trouble learning English

　　这么复杂

　　It's too complicated

　　今天让我来吐槽一下

　　Excuse me for ranting

　　为什么英语有时候这么讨厌

　　Why I hate English sometimes

　　Let's go!

　　吐槽字母'X'

　　The letter X

　　请问有这个字母存在有啥意义额

　　What is the point of having this letter?

　　根本就用不到啊

　　We don't even use it much

　　在学校有老师问我‘X’有什么单词啊

　　When the teacher ask me to give a word starting with X

　　-"iphone X "

　　-出去操场给我跑30圈!

　　Go and give me 30 laps!

　　吐槽‘pineapple’

　　英语有时候真的太装逼了

　　English is sometimes very pretentious

　　你们知道在大部分的国家，菠萝叫做‘ananas’

　　You know most countries called Pineapple'ananas'

　　只有在英文里面他才叫做‘pineapple’

　　Only in English is it called Pineapple

　　而且

　　Also

　　跟apple有什么关系?

　　What does it have anything to do with apples?

　　...

　　一个单词分几百种意思

　　Too many definition for onr word

　　就像这个单词

　　Like this word here

　　'BOW'

　　即可以读 [bəʊ]又可以读 [boʊ]

　　You can say it both ways

　　而且还有几百种意思呢

　　And it also has so many meanings

　　射箭的意思

　　Shooting a bow

　　领结的意思

　　As a bowtie

　　敬礼的意思

　　As a polite gesture

　　船头的意思

　　A front of a boat

　　狗叫的意思

　　A dog's bark

　　...

　　怎么记啊?!

　　How the hell you gonna remember that?

　　吐槽多音词

　　Multiple sounds for no reasons

　　肉眼看这几个单词都会觉得它们是同音的

　　From the look of them, they all sound the same right?

　　cough

　　rough

　　through

　　though

　　但他们就是每个都不同啊

　　But they are all completely different!

　　[kɒf]

　　[rʌf]

　　[θru]

　　[ðoʊ]

　　连一模一样拼法的单词都要两个不同的发音

　　Even words that are exactly the same have different pronunciations!

　　tear

　　作动词： [teə(r)]

　　v.撕裂; 拉掉; 挣开; 拉伤

　　n.破洞; 裂口

　　作名词：[tɪə]

　　n.眼泪; 泪水

　　record

　　作动词：[ri'cord]

　　v.记录，记载;标明;录音

　　作名词['record]

　　n.唱片;记录，记载;档案，履历;最高纪录

　　吐槽“语序规则”

　　Word order is stupid

　　英语讲的出口已经很好了

　　It's good even that we have the guts to speak it.

　　你还用语法来打击我

　　So don't use grammar to hurt my feelings

　　我在人民广场吃着炸鸡

　　I am at the people square eating...

　　语序不对

　　At the people's square I am eating...

　　语法不对

　　Grammar is wrong

　　I am eating chicken at the

　　...

　　吐槽“不发音规则”

　　The silent sound rule is dumb!

　　为什么会有不发音规则存在呢?

　　Why does the silent letters rule even exist?

　　通常发“可”的K一碰到N就变哑巴

　　Like why is it that when the K is next to N, it becomes silent

　　knowledge

　　konw

　　knee

　　...

　　K放在前面是装饰的嘛?

　　Is it because it looks better with a K in the front?

　　发明英语的人当时在想什么呢?

　　What were they thinking?

　　平时很明显知道P就是‘Puh’的音

　　We usually know what the 'p' sound is

　　但是一碰到S\T\N

　　But when it's next to a...

　　又变哑巴

　　It becomes silent

　　psycho [ˈsaɪkoʊ]

　　pterosaur ['terəˌsɔ:]

　　pneumonia [nu:ˈmoʊniə]

　　更夸张的是P一碰到H什么音都不发了

　　It's bad enough that the P becomes completely silent when it's next to an H

　　还变成一个“F”音

　　And it turns into a F sound

　　photo [ˈfoʊtoʊ]

　　phone [foʊn]

　　phonics [ˈfɑ:nɪks]

　　对的，英文就是这样

　　Yes,that's English for ya

　　这叫做“不符合拼读规矩”

　　It's called the "silent letter rule"

　　其实英文简单点对大家都好

　　It would be a lot easier to learn if English didn't have so many rules

　　这么多规矩真让人头疼

　　So many rules make people go crazy

　　好啦，发泄完了

　　that's enough rant

　　我现在要去学英语了

　　I have to go learn English now

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