今天启德考培小编给大家盘点一些搞笑的中式英语，你中枪了么?

　　用词错误：

　　"Chinese people use trees as chopsticks."

　　拿树当筷子?这筷子也太大了吧......

　　正确：Chinese people use chopsticks made of tress.

　　"The rate of net-cheating has boomed by 1.27% in the past 2 years."

　　Boom=Increase rapidly，增长1.27%算rapid吗?

　　正确：The rate of net-cheating has climbed by 1.27% in the past 2 years.

　　My father is a photograph......

　　我爸爸是一张照片?醉了......

　　正确：My father is a photographer.

　　中式英语的废话

　　(这一点是除了发音外中式英语的最大特点)

　　Modern ways of life brings people some healthy diseases.

　　疾病还有“健康的疾病”?貌似说这句话的人想表达的是"健康方面的疾病吧"?

　　外国人的思维：所有疾病当然都是健康方面的，这是废话~

　　正确：Modern ways of life brings people some diseases.

　　to accelerate the pace of economic reform.

　　这句话有问题么?有的，里面有“废话”

　　accelerate = to increase the pace of

　　所以the pace of 成了废话，就好像你在说：加快经济改革的速度的速度

　　逻辑错误

　　I think environmantal protection is essential but not so important.

　　典型的逻辑混乱......essential就等于very important，环保是至关重要但是不是那么重要的?......WTH......

　　Without electricity, the world would become so dark that a person could not even see a hand in front of his face.

　　“at night”去哪里了?19世纪才出现点灯，以前我们都生活在黑暗之中?

　　Watching TV is convenient and people can avoid traffic jam.

　　这什么逻辑?

　　I like writing because it is good for your health.

　　这又什么逻辑?

　　My grandmother is 98 years old so she is very pure.

　　为什么?

　　As we all know, every advantage has its disadvantage.

       避免中式英语，大家get到了吗